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Monday, June 14, 2004
Top Ten Things Going Through Former President Bush's Mind At
This Moment (Skydiving)
"I'm falling faster than my son's approval rating"
"Hey, who's that white-haired dude waving at me? Oh,
it's Barbara"
"Would it be unpresidential to urp on 350 people?"
"I feel like I'm 75 again"
"I thought this kind of thing was only allowed in Massachusetts"
"How can I break it to George that I'm voting for Kerry?"
"I don't remember having so much jowl resistance last time"
"If this doesn't impress Carmen Electra, I give up"
"Read my lips: Holy crap, I'm gonna die"
"It's a good thing I'm drunk"
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"My face looks a little like John Kerry's right after
the Botox"
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"What the hell was I thinking naming the poor kid Jeb"
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"I can't believe I put $50,000 on the Lakers"
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"Help! Georgie no like falling!"
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"I hope the President doesn't see this and decide to
send me to Iraq"
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
