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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, May 27, 2004
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Gas Station
"You're filled up. That'll be 600 bucks"
"Maybe it's the gas fumes talking, but you're kinda hot"
"I forgot if this is premium or regular"
(drinks) "Regular"
"For an extra ten bucks, I'll pump your gas without pants"
"Hope you don't mind - - I just put an Al-Qaeda
bumper sticker on your car"
"Take me to Mexico and don't ask any questions"
"We were out of gas so I filled you up with coffee"
"You know, you got a bike messenger wedged in your
front grill"
"Good luck figuring out what I did to your engine"
"I checked your fluids. Now you check mine"
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
