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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Top Ten Questions I Asked Myself Before Casting My
"American Idol" Vote
"Is this really the best way for a 57-year-old man to
be spending his time?"
"Will I have the courage to speak if Paula answers
the phone?"
"If I can call my TV, can I also call my toaster?"
"How much longer will my heart be able to stand this excitement?"
"Is it wrong to vote for Fantasia simply because
that's my middle name?"
"What would Jesus do?"
"Have I finally hit rock bottom?"
"Do I really want to risk the same heartbreak I
suffered when Clay lost?"
"Why does my phone smell like baked beans?"
"Would I vote differently if I were sober?"
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"Do I fully understand where Diana and Fantasia stand
on the issues?"
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"How many times can I vote before I'm classified as a
complete loser?"
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"How's Florida gonna screw up this vote?"
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"Didn't I vote 10,000 times for the Timberwolves last
night and they still lost?"
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
