DAVETV If you could look at only one thing on the Internet, DaveTV would be the obvious choice. What other so-called "website" lets you watch LATE SHOW Highlights, Comedy Clips, Slideshows, Stupid Trick clips and The Tony Mendez Show?
TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Top Ten Signs Your Team Is Not Going To Win The NBA Finals
"Owner won't pay for team to travel to away
games" (Oscar Robertson)
"Coach used time-out to go get Spike Lee's
autograph" (Robert Parish)
"Your teammate spends whole game guarding the
ref" (Rick Barry)
"Power forward has been out two months with the
hiccups" (George Gervin)
"During the season, you lost to the Lakers and the
Laker Girls" (Willis Reed)
"Your team logo is a guy asleep in a hammock"
(Walt Frazier)
"Much of the 24 seconds is spent on uncontrollable
sobbing" (Clyde "The Glide" Drexler)
"No one can dunk without using a stepladder"
(Bill Walton)
"Your best player is named Shaquille
Wasserstein" (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar)
"Many nights you have more groin pulls than
points" (Bill Russell)
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
