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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, May 21, 2004
Top Ten Thoughts That Go Through My Mind At The Daytime Emmy
Awards (presented by Dr. Phil)
"It's an honor to be surrounded by so many talented
people I've never heard of before"
"If I play my cards right, I really think I have a
shot with that Ellen Degeneres"
"Alex Trebek's always good about sneaking in booze"
"On each ticket, there's a coupon for 50 cents off
Taco Bell Nachos Grande"
"Because deep down, I crave validation from others as
a substitute for the affection that was denied me as a child
- - or some psycho babble like that"
"Just can't get enough of Bob Barker's hilarious
neutering stories"
"Getting dressed up makes me feel...pretty"
"As someone who studies bizarre behavior, hanging
around soap opera actors is like being in a candy store"
"I just love being on TV, dammit"
"Me: Three Emmy nominations. Freud: Zero Emmy
nominations, know what I'm saying?"
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"If Judge Judy doesn't win, you know she's gonna beat
somebody with a gavel"
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"I'm hoping to see my dear, old friend Cookie Monster"
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"I greased a few palms, and this year the statuettes
look like me"
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"I make a bundle selling my self-help books to all
the Emmy losers"
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"It's fun to watch Bob Barker hit on the ladies from
The View"
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
