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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Top Ten Questions On The John Kerry Running Mate Application
Do you support both sides of every issue?
Excluding horse, what animal do I most resemble?
Mind if I pretend you're John McCain?
Are you related to any Governors who can help rig an election?
In the Vice Presidential debate, will you make Cheney your bitch?
You're not going to trick me into starting a war to help
out your oil buddies, are you?
Which trait do you find more inspirational: My dour
blandness or my smug arrogance?
If chosen, would you be willing to change your name to Kenny?
Any black market Botox Connections?
Do you have my back if I pull a 'Clinton'?
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Do you have the same tepid, unconvincing commitment to
dealing with pressing issues as I do?
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Are you willing to get your ass kicked in a Presidential election?
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On a scale of one to ten, how hot is Beyonce?
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How do you feel about prolonged stays at undisclosed locations?
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How good are you at pretending to care about average Americans?
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Do you have dirty photos of Nader we can use for blackmail?
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
