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Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Late Show Top Ten Cool Things About Pitching A Perfect Game
"After this, I can go 0-15 for the year and honestly
not give a crap"
"My pre-game dinner at Denny's tonight? On the house!"
"Shows everyone that even though I'm 40, I can
still...I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought"
"Cool to get congratulatory call from the President,
even though he kept calling me "Larry"
"Can walk up to guys who've thrown no-hitters and
whisper, "Loser"
"All the pine tar I can eat!"
"Your catcher hugs you and it feels kinda...nice"
"Maybe people will finally forget about the time I
killed that bird"
"It's just one more thing about me that's perfect, am
I right, ladies?"
"George Steinbrenner just offered me a billion
dollars to sign with the yankees"
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"It's a great first step toward my real goal:
pitching 50 perfect games in a row"
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"Tucked into my pay envelope this week, I can expect
a crisp ten-dollar bill"
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"Seeing the expressions on the fans' faces - - -
especially the other team's fans"
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"As a way of saying congratulations, they let you
kill a guy"
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
