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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, May 17, 2004
Top Ten Rocketman Pickup Lines
"May I enter your airspace?"
"You smell marvelous - - What kind of liquid
propellant are you wearing?"
"I'm experiencing substantial lift in my pants"
"This rocket belt would look great on the floor of
your bedroom"
"Want to join the 800-foot-high club?"
"I couldn't help noticing earlier that the top of
your head is very beautiful"
"You know, the nickname 'Rocketman' has nothing to do
with this rocket belt"
"Wanna thrust"
"As a Guinness record holder, I could introduce you
to that guy with the beard of bees"
"I can stay up for hours"
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
