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Friday, May 14, 2004
Top Ten Good Things About Working At 4 a.m.
A sanitation employee: "When no one's on the roads, I
can open this baby up to 15 miles per hour."
A waitress: "Customers are so groggy they don't
notice when I charge them forty bucks for a B.L.T."
A security guard: "Who else gets to go to happy hour
at noon?"
A doorman: "Sometimes real late at night, the door
starts talking to me."
A hospital nurse: "If I get sleepy, I can sneak a nap
in the M.R.I. machine."
A custodian: "Nothing."
A bartender: "What could be more pleasant than being
surrounded by sweaty, angry drunks?"
A tow truck operator: "Get to meet interesting people
like Billy Joel."
An exotic dancer: "By the time I get to work, the
pole is nice and warm."
A taxi driver: "Most nights looking in the rearview
mirror is like watching a dirty movie."
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
