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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, May 13, 2004
Top Ten Perks Of Being An Olympic Athlete
"Win the Gymnastics competition and you get to keep
the Pommel Horse."
"After the closing ceremonies, I can let myself go
for the next three-and-half-years."
"Serving as an ambassador of peace, spreading my
harmony through the use of strangleholds."
"When we arrive in Greece, we get to help them build stadiums."
"It's fun to watch the the bellboy try to lift my bags."
"Every four years, people briefly pay attention to me
-- kind of like Ralph Nader."
"Free admission to Olympia Dukakis movies."
"Having your life story turned into a melodramatic
montage narrated by Bob Costas."
"I get to beat people up in a different country for a change."
"Let's just say you can't be the next 'American Idol'
without our approval."
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
