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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Top Ten Ways Dumb Guys Would Lower Gas Prices
Sell gas by the half-gallon
Sneak up to gas stations in the middle of the night and
switch the price numbers
Cut out that expensive ingredient that gives it that
delicious gas smell
Forget OPEC, start getting oil from Wal-Mart
Step one: Oprah buys all the gas. Step 2: Oprah gives the
gas away.
Build time machine, drive back to 1965 when gas was cheap.
Fill car with root beer. Cars won't know no better.
Release the recipe so people can make their own
Drive really fast so you're not driving so long
Invade Iraq
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Have the guy who invented Hamburger Helper invent Gasoline Helper
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Get a quantity discount by filling backseat with gasoline
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If oil is residue from the dinosaurs, to get more oil we
just need to make more dinosaurs
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
