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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, May 07, 2004
Top Ten Pieces Of Advice I Gave My Celebrity Child
Lance Armstrong's Mom: "That whole 'win the Tour De
France five years in a row' thing? My idea."
Stephon Marbury's Mom: "No rice pudding until you
perfect the crossover dribble."
Liv Tyler's Mom: "Remember to moisturize so you don't
end up looking like Letterman."
Avril Lavigne's Mom: "Use your music industry clout
to make DCs easier to open."
Jimmy Fallon's Mom: "Wash your hands after being near
that Paris Hilton"
Carson Daly's Mom: "Carson, why be a doctor? Be a
veejay on MTV."
Tyra Banks' Mom: "Stay away from that Donald Trump."
Julia Robert's Mom: "Save your money, honey, because
trust me, beauty fades."
Beyonce's Mom: "If you wanna be famous, work hard,
stay in school, and be really, really hot."
David Letterman's Mom: "Don't tell people you're my son."
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
