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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, May 06, 2004
Top Ten Perks Of Being The Oldest Woman In The World
You can suck at golf and shoot your age.
All you have to do is wake up in the morning and people
are impressed.
Unlikely anyone will say, "Could you give me a hand
moving this couch?"
If you work out, eat right and moisturize, you can pass
for 110.
That bitch that stole your high school boyfriend? Dead.
Your "American Idol" vote counts double.
Nobody expects you to understand that Snoop Dogg
"izzle" talk.
It's flattering to be asked out by Ashton Kutcher.
Can get fall-down drunk and everyone thinks it's the medication.
The sex has never been better.
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At this age, might as well eat nothing but pie and Yoo-hoo.
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Easy to get over Friends finale when you
can't remember anything that happened five minutes ago.
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The doctor who told you to stop smoking and drinking died
23 years ago.
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Hilarious to look at that fake ID you were using back in 1902.
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
