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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Top Ten Reasons I Didn't Win "Survivor" presented
by Shii Ann Huang
It's rigged worse than wrasslin'.
Spent too much time practicing for the evening gown portion.
I took an unorthodox approach to the game -- I sat in my
hut eating Kit Kats.
The only alliance I formed was with my imaginary friend Larry.
That bitchy British judge hated me.
My strategy involved trying to be fatter and more naked
than the fat naked guy.
Wanted to get back to New York to see the Knicks' playoff run.
I kept turning down Jeff Probst's "Reward Challenges."
I had to go home early after Billy Joel crashed into my house.
Outwit, outlast, and outplay? I sucked at all three.
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
