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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, April 29, 2004
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At Hooters
"Hi, I'm Tammi, I'll be your waitress"
"Wanna lick my mustache? It's hot and spicy"
"Don't worry, your waitress is taking a load of
Penicillin. I'm sure she's not contagious"
"You ordered the Raccoon, right?"
"See if you can tell which one on of these I sneezed on"
"You better give me a good tip or I'll break your legs"
"Here's your chicken fingers, and here's your lipitor"
"You look at my daughter again and I'll deep fry your face"
"Hey for $10 you can see me in one of these outfits"
"Here's your wet nap"
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
