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Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Top Ten Way Saddam Hussein Celebrated His 67th Birthday
Entertained by stripper dressed as U.N. inspector
Visits from wives 1, 3 and 12 and Sean Penn
Arranged fleas on his chest to form number "67"
Thanked Allah he wasn't drafted by the San Diego Chargers
Wondered why Uday and Qusay haven't called
Spent a little time in the "spider-hole," if you
know what I mean
Folded old death warrants into festive birthday hats
Cellmate popped out of giant falafel
Realized he's one year closer to going to hell
Pretty much just sat there
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Three words: Live-goat pinata
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Licking drawing of birthday cake on cell wall
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Involuntarily participated in painful game of "Pin
the Tail on the Imprisoned Dictator"
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Decorating cell with streamers made of old U.N. resolutions
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
