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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, April 26, 2004
Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I Lost "American Idol"
"If I had won, I was gonna blow the prize money on
candy and fireworks"
"Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for 'The Apprentice'"
"Ryan Seacrest isn't as smart as he seems on TV"
"If you want to see me 'perform,' I'll be working the
noon-to-8 shift at Old Navy tomorrow"
"George W. Bush didn't win the popular vote either,
and he's done pretty well for himself"
"Underneath that table, Randy Jackson doesn't wear pants"
"Until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave
Letterman was"
"I could take down Clay Aiken with one arm in a sling"
"I handled my loss well -- I gathered my belongings,
said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon's car"
"I have one thing to say to the voters: What in the
hell is wrong with you people?"
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"Wait, I lost?"
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"That show is even more rigged than Survivor"
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"Maybe I should have reconsidered my duet with Wolf Blitzer"
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"The accent's fake -- Simon Cowell is from the Bronx"
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
