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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying A Shillelagh
"Do I need another Shillelagh?"
"Should I pay the extra ten dollars and get the Mach
3 Shillelagh?"
"In case I need assistance, is there a Shillelagh
customer service hotline?"
"Used Shillelagh: Unsanitary?"
"What does the size of my Shillelagh say about me?"
"Where does John Kerry stand on Shillelaghs?"
"Should I hold off until the 2005 Shillelaghs arrive?"
"Should I just go to the yard and get a stick?"
"Will I get a discount if my name is Shelly?"
"Am I comfortable being known as 'That jackass with
the Shillelagh'?"
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"Seriously, why the hell does anyone need a Shillelagh?"
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"Would I be better off using this money for something
important like rent?"
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"Are Japanese-made Shillelaghs more cost effective?"
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"Is it possible for a man to own too many Shillelaghs?"
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"Which models did Consumer Reports rate "Not
Acceptable" due to splinters?"
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"Should I spring for the extended service contract?"
Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
