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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, March 05, 2004
Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Wants To Be Vice President
The Washington, D.C. TJ Maxx has sold out of pantsuits.
She's practicing sitting around doing nothing.
Instead of pretending to be from New York, she's
pretending to be from key battleground states Ohio, Florida
and Michigan.
Bragged to reporters the next "Hillary-Gate" is
going to be off the hizzook.
Says she wants to be the first female Vice President since Gore.
Just purchased a large amount of Halliburton stock.
Called Century 21 to ask about listings for undisclosed locations.
Well, there's the "Kerry/Clinton" tattoo.
Firing up the ol' paper shredder.
If it would help she'd have sex with Bill.
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Called Cheney to get tips on how to start crooked wars.
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Has begun soliciting illegal campaign contributions.
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The Lincoln Bedroom is booked solid through 2007.
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Made an appointment to have Bill neutered.
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Whenever asked a question about the Senate, replys
"Screw the Senate."
Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
