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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Top Ten Good Things About Being A New York Yankee presented
by George Steinbrenner
"With the player discount, a hot dog at Yankee
Stadium is now only $50"
"Your bobble-head doll is a legal form of
identification in New York State"
"With me there's very little pressure to win"
"Hideki Matsui can teach you to sing in Japanese"
"After every game, Yogi Berra gives you a
complimentary foot massage"
"Our spring training facility is near a Hooters"
"Take it from the guy signing the checks -- some of
the players do OK for themselves"
"Pinstripes make your butt look slimmer"
"You get to meet all of Derek Jeter's girlfriends"
"You think this A-Rod deal is good? We're about to
sign TY Cobb"
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Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
