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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Monday, February 02, 2004
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy At Starbucks
"We ran out of coffee filters, so I'm using one of my
old undershirts."
"Try our triple cappuccino -- It's a legal
alternative to crack."
"Let me make sure that's not too hot."
"You know, I licked every one of these stirrers."
"One Decaf Venti Skim Latte -- 39 dollars."
"Sugar with that?"
"Grande Caramel Macchaito? Talk English!"
"If I catch any of you people going into a Dunkin'
Donuts for coffee, I'll break your legs!"
"Some whipped cream for you... and some whipped cream
for me."
"After work, I'm gonna pick up a hooker-uccino."
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
