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Wednesday, January 14, 2004
Top Ten Reasons George W. Bush Wants To Put A Man On Mars
Dick Cheney needs a new undisclosed location
It's part of his "No Planet Left Behind" initiative
Great deal on the off-season airfare right now at Expedia.com
Maybe we'll find some weapons of mass destruction there
We've run out of places on Earth to drill for oil
Hoping to get Mork's autograph
We cannot back down until the people of Mars hold free elections
Dude, free Mars bars
Why not? It's not like we have an enormous debt or
failing economy
Pete Rose bet him we wouldn't do it
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The Mars Rover has a flat tire
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It was strongly suggested by Halliburton's Outer Space division
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Might get him in one of those "newspapers" he's
heard so much about
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We'll need somewhere to go once his environmental policy
ruins Earth
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Chance of finding life form dumber than him
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of August 4 - 8, 2008 Dive into a week's worth of Late Show highlights with Seth, Penelope, Donald and more.
