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Saturday, October 04, 2008
Top Ten Things Overheard During The Barack Obama-John McCain Debate
"Who left the Geritol in the dressing room?" John S, New York, NY
"Quick, before I go onstage -- how many houses do I own?" Daniel H, Elkins, WV
"Somebody open a window; that old man smell is making me gag" Sean M, Chicago, IL
"The loser has to go on Letterman" Duane W, Cedar Rapids, IA
"This debate would have been a lot shorter if McCain hadn't needed five bathroom breaks" Gary B, Hagerstown, MD
"My solution for the economy: bet 700 million against the Mets" Paul G, Guelph, Ontario
"I knew Abraham Lincoln, you are no Abraham Lincoln" Scott S, Bountiful, UT
"For the last time, Senator Clinton, we do not have another podium" Karl B, Wooster, OH
"I would like to suspend by answer to concentrate on the financial crisis" Cindy M, Norristown, PA
"Forget these guys, bring on the hot chick from Alaska!" Mike P, Fort Wayne, IN
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