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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Top Ten Signs You're Having a Bad Summer Vacation
That 8-foot mouse you saw wasn't at a theme park Tom L., Mankato, MN
You're staying at a resort billed as "The Cancun of New Jersey" Garland B., Warren, OH
Instead of time off, boss institutes a "Take Your Speedo To Work" day Ann B., Babylon
Your airline asks you to bring your own fuel Tim L., Mount Vernon, NY
Your suntan oil costs $140 a bottle Manuel S., Burson, CA
Lifeguards attempt to push you back into the ocean thinking that you are a beached whale Ryan M., Seminole, FL
You went to Disneyland but your hotel is in New Jersey John P., Payson, UT
Due to the bad economy, summer has been downsized and outsourced to India Marie G., Reading
Your stimulus check bounces Elizabeth M., Santa Fe, NM
Your summer fling is with Barbara Walters Dave G., Glenview, IL
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