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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Top Ten Ways to Make the 2008 Baseball Season More Exciting
Exotic dancers on each foul pole
Ron P., Bowling Green, KY
Hit the batter, win a taco
Marty M., Bassett, VA
Games in Pittsburgh will feature actual pirates
Ron N., Sarah, MS
Replace 7th inning stretch with 7th inning grope
Mark M., Dunnellon, FL
Replace batting helmets with sombreros
Nick H., Charleston, WV
If a player falls into the stands, you get to keep him!
James V., Palm Harbor, FL
Bullpen cars driven by Lindsay Lohan
T.R., Savannah, GA
Stop testing for steroids, start testing for who watches "The View"
Jonathan L., Howard Beach, NY
Three strikes are you're dead
David M., New York, NY
Two words: vibrating cups
John S., Sacramento, CA
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